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Comedy Central host Comedy Roasts and Roasters ASTROLOGY, CAST, BIRTHDAYS, & ZODIAC SIGNS, by #celebrastrology


1998 – Drew Carey,
Taurus / Gemini
Drew Allison Carey (born May 23, 1958)

Roastmaster

 Ryan Stiles
Aries / Taurus
Ryan Lee Stiles (born April 22, 1959) 


1999 – Jerry Stiller, 
Gemini
Gerald Isaac "Jerry" Stiller (born June 8, 1927)

Roastmaster

 Jason Alexander
Virgo / Libra
Jay Scott Greenspan[1][2][3] (born September 23, 1959)


2000 – Rob Reiner, 
Pisces
Robert "Rob" Reiner (born March 6, 1947)

Roastmaster

Michael McKean
Libra / Scorpio 
Michael John McKean (born October 17, 1947)


2001 – Hugh Hefner, 
Aries 
Hugh Marston Hefner (born April 9, 1926)

Roastmaster

Jimmy Kimmel
Scorpio 
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)


2002 – Chevy Chase,
Libra
Cornelius Crane "Chevy" Chase (/ˈtʃɛvi/; born October 8, 1943)

Roastmaster

 Paul Shaffer
 Sagittarius
Paul Allen Wood Shaffer, CM[1] (/ˈʃeɪfər/; born November 28, 1949)

Roasts
Roastee Roast master(s) Original air date U.S. Viewers
(millions)

Denis Leary
Leo / Virgo
Denis Colin Leary (born August 18, 1957)

Jeff Garlin
Gemini 
Jeffrey "Jeff" Todd Garlin (born June 5, 1962)


August 10, 2003 3.23

Roasters: 


Jim Breuer, 
Gemini / Cancer
James E. "Jim" Breuer (born June 21, 1967)

Mario Cantone, 
Sagittarius
(born December 9, 1959)

Lenny Clarke, 
Virgo
Lenny Clarke (born September 16, 1953)

Doctor Dré,
Sagittarius 
André "Doctor Dré" Brown (born December 5, 1963)

Dane Cook,
Pisces / Aries
Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972)

Nick DiPaolo, 
Aquarius
Nicholas Rocco "Nick" DiPaolo (born January 31, 1962)

Adam Ferrara, 
Aquarius
(Born: February 2, 1966)

Michael J. Fox, 
Gemini 
Michael J. Fox, OC (born Michael Andrew Fox; June 9, 1961)

Peter Gallagher, 
Leo / Virgo
Peter Killian Gallagher (born August 19, 1955)

Don Gavin, 


Gina Gershon, 
Gemini
Gina L. Gershon (born June 10, 1962)

Gilbert Gottfried as Denis' Irish Wolfhound, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955)

Ed Lover,
Aquarius 
James Roberts (born February 12, 1963)

Joe Mantegna, 
Scorpio
Joseph Anthony "Joe" Mantegna, Jr. (/mænˈteɪnjɑː/,[1] Italian pronunciation: [manˈteɲɲa]; born November 13, 1947)

Conan O'Brien, 
Aries / Taurus
Conan Christopher O'Brien (born April 18, 1963)

Colin Quinn, 
Gemini 
Colin Edward Quinn (born June 6, 1959)

Rene Russo, 
Aquarius / Pisces
Rene Marie Russo (born February 17, 1954)

and Christopher Walken.
Aries
Christopher Walken (born Ronald Walken on March 31, 1943)

Jeff Foxworthy
Virgo 
Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958)

Bill Engvall, 
Cancer / Leo
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957)

Ron White,
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Ronald Dee "Ron" White (born December 18, 1956) 

 & Larry the Cable Guy
Aquarius / Pisces
Daniel Lawrence "Larry" Whitney (born February 17, 1963)



March 20, 2005 6.2
Roasters: 

Nick DiPaolo, 
Aquarius
Nicholas Rocco "Nick" DiPaolo (born January 31, 1962)

Lisa Lampanelli, 
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)

Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010)

Colin Quinn, 
Gemini
Colin Edward Quinn (born June 6, 1959) 

Denis Leary, 
Leo / Virgo
Denis Colin Leary (born August 18, 1957)

Jay Mohr, 
Leo / Virgo
Jay Ferguson Cox Mohr (born Jon Ferguson Mohr; August 23, 1970)

Steve Bridges as U.S. President George W. Bush, 
Taurus / Gemini
Steve Bridges (May 22, 1963 – March 3, 2012) 

Christian Finnegan, 
Aries
Fletcher Christian Finnegan (born April 1, 1973)

Gilbert Gottfried as Jeff's cow, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955)

Heidi Klum, 
Gemini 
Heidi Klum (pronounced [ˈhaɪ̯di ˈklʊm]; born June 1, 1973)

Patrice O'Neal, 
Sagittarius
Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal Jr. (December 7, 1969 – November 29, 2011)

Anna Nicole Smith,
Sagittarius
Anna Nicole Smith (born Vickie Lynn Hogan; November 28, 1967 – February 8, 2007)

 and G. E. Smith.
Aquarius
George Edward "G. E." Smith (born January 27, 1952) 

The hip-hop group B.A.M.A. performed their cover of "Sweet Home Alabama"




Pamela Anderson
Cancer 
Pamela Denise Anderson (born July 1, 1967)


Jimmy Kimmel
Scorpio 
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)


August 14, 2005 4.3
Roasters: 

Courtney Love, 
Cancer
Courtney Michelle Love (born Courtney Michelle Harrison, July 9, 1964)

Adam Carolla, 
Taurus / Gemini
Adam Lakers Carolla (born May 27, 1964)

Bea Arthur, 
Taurus 
Beatrice "Bea" Arthur (May 13, 1922 – April 25, 2009) 

Nick DiPaolo, 
 Aquarius
Nicholas Rocco "Nick" DiPaolo (born January 31, 1962)

Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010)

Elon Gold,
Virgo 
Elon Gold (born September 14, 1970)


Eddie Griffin, 
Cancer 
Edward Rubin "Eddie" Griffin (born July 15, 1968)

Lady Bunny,
Leo 
The Lady Bunny (born Jon Ingle, August 14, 1962)

Lisa Lampanelli, 
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)

Tommy Lee, 
Libra
Thomas Lee Bass (born October 3, 1962)


Jeff Ross,
Virgo 
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Sarah Silverman, 
Sagittarius 
Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970)

Andy Dick,
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick (born December 21, 1965)

roastmaster 

Jimmy Kimmel 
Scorpio 
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)

and pre-taped appearances:



 David Spade 
Cancer / Leo
David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964)

and Hugh Hefner.
Aries
Hugh Marston Hefner (born April 9, 1926)

Notable audience members: 

Anna Nicole Smith.
 Sagittarius
Anna Nicole Smith (born Vickie Lynn Hogan; November 28, 1967 – February 8, 2007)

Dennis Rodman was amongst the crowd on the stage. 
Taurus
Dennis Keith Rodman (born May 13, 1961) 

This roast featured a large amount of jokes and satire regarding sex directed from roasters toward fellow roasters, complete with Andy Dick appearing as Pamela's plastic surgeon and groping her breasts as part of his skit. 

Many of the jokes were also directed at Courtney Love for appearing to be inebriated (but claiming to have been sober for a year), 

Bea Arthur's masculinity, Andy Dick's ambiguous sexuality and Lisa Lampanelli's full figured body as well as her attraction towards black people.


William Shatner
Pisces / Aries
William (Bill) Shatner (born March 22, 1931)

Jason Alexander
Virgo / Libra
Jay Scott Greenspan
(born September 23, 1959)

August 20, 2006 3.6[12]
Roasters:

 Andy Dick (as the "love child" of James T. Kirk and Spock), 
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick (born December 21, 1965)

Farrah Fawcett, 
Aquarius
Mary Farrah Leni Fawcett (February 2, 1947 – June 25, 2009)

Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010)

Lisa Lampanelli, 
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)

Artie Lange, 
Libra 
Arthur Steven Lange, Jr. (born October 11, 1967)


Nichelle Nichols, 
Capricorn
Nichelle Nichols (born Grace Dell Nichols on December 28, 1932)

Patton Oswalt, 
 Aquarius
Patton Oswalt (born January 27, 1969)

Kevin Pollak, 
 Scorpio 
Kevin Elliot Pollak (born October 30, 1957) 

Jeff Ross, 
Virgo 
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

George Takei,
Aries / Taurus
George Hosato Takei (武井 穂郷 Takei Hosato?, /təˈkeɪ/; April 20, 1937) 

Betty White, and 
Capricorn / Aquarius
Betty White Ludden (born Betty Marion White; January 17, 1922)

Fred Willard performing the roasting duties. Special, pre-taped, guest appearances were made by Leonard Nimoy, 
Virgo / Libra
Frederic Willard (born September 18, 1939)

Sandra Bullock, 
Cancer / Leo
Sandra Annette Bullock (/ˈbʊlək/; born July 26, 1964)

Ben Stiller, 
 Sagittarius
Benjamin Edward Meara "Ben" Stiller (born November 30, 1965) 

Sarah Silverman, 
 Sagittarius
Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970)

Jimmy Kimmel, and 
Scorpio 
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)

Clint Howard.
Aries / Taurus
Clint Howard (born April 20, 1959)


Notable audience members: 


Adrian Zmed,
Pisces 
Adrian George Zmed (born March 14, 1954)

David Carradine, 
Sagittarius 
David Carradine (born John Arthur Carradine; December 8, 1936 – June 3, 2009)

Roger Corman, 
Aries 
Roger William Corman (born April 5, 1926)

Brent Spiner, 
Aquarius 
Brent Jay Spiner (/ˈspaɪnər/, born February 2, 1949)

Jeri Ryan, 
Aquarius / Pisces
Jeri Lynn Ryan (born Jeri Lynn Zimmermann; February 22, 1968)

Rene Auberjonois, 
Gemini 
René Murat Auberjonois (/rəˈneɪ oʊˈbɛərʒənwɑː/;born June 1, 1940)

Rosalind Chao, 
Virgo / Libra
Rosalind Chao (/ˈrɒzəlɪnd ˈtʃaʊ/; simplified Chinese: 赵家玲; traditional Chinese: 趙家玲; pinyin: Zhào Jiālíng; bornSeptember 23, 1957)

Mark Valley, 
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Mark Thomas Valley (born December 24, 1964) 

Carrie Fisher, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Carrie Frances Fisher (born October 21, 1956)

Scott Hamilton, 
 Virgo
Scott Scovell Hamilton (born August 28, 1958)

country music star Brad Paisley, 
 Scorpio 
Brad Douglas Paisley (born October 28, 1972)

Reno 911! stars

Cedric Yarbrough and 
Pisces / Aries
Cedric Yarbrough (born March 20, 1973)


Niecy Nash, 
Aquarius / Pisces
Carol Denise "Niecy" Nash (née Carol Denise Ensley; born February 23, 1970)

Brian Posehn.
Cancer
Brian Edmund Posehn[1] (born July 6, 1966) 


Executive Produced by Joel Gallen, with Aaron Matthew Lee serving as Head Writer. 


The Leonard Nimoy 
Pisces / Aries
Leonard Simon Nimoy (/ˈniːmɔɪ/; March 26, 1931 – February 27, 2015)

sequence which originally opened the broadcast on Comedy Central (Nimoy and Shatner were shown having an argument over the phone) was omitted from the DVD release, while many pre-taped sequences and jokes told during the roast itself were added back in after originally being cut.

The tagline for this roast was "The Shat hits the fan." The Roast was nominated for a 2007 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Variety Special.

The background music for the montage of Shatner was "Everything I Do, I Do with William Shatner" by the Star Trek-influenced rock band, Warp 11.


Women dressed as green Orion slave girls can be clearly seen tending bar.


Flavor Flav
Pisces 
William Jonathan Drayton Jr. (born March 16, 1959)

Katt Williams
Virgo 
Micah Sierra "Katt" Williams (born September 2, 1971) 

August 12, 2007 3.8
Roasters:

Ice-T, 
Aquarius 
Tracy Lauren Marrow (born February 16, 1958)

Jimmy Kimmel, 
Scorpio 
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)

Snoop Dogg, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.[1][2][3][4] (born October 20, 1971)


Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010) 

Patton Oswalt, 
Aquarius
Patton Oswalt (born January 27, 1969)


Lisa Lampanelli, 
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)


Jeff Ross, 
Virgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Carrot Top, 
Aquarius / Pisces
Scott Thompson (born February 25, 1965)


Sommore, and 
Taurus 
Sommore (born Lori Ann Rambough; May 16, 1966) 

Brigitte Nielsen.
Cancer
Brigitte Nielsen (born Gitte Nielsen; 15 July 1963)

Notable audience members: 


Flavor of Love,


Ron Jeremy, 
Pisces
Ronald Jeremy Hyatt (born March 12, 1953)

comedian Luenell, 
Pisces 
Luenell Campbell (born March 12, 1959)
comedian Red Grant, 


Scott Adsit from 30 Rock, Nicole "Coco" Austin, 
Scorpio / Sagittarius
Robert Scott Adsit[2] (born November 26, 1965)


Kordell Stewart,
Libra  
Kordell Stewart (born October 16, 1972)

Derek Parker, 

1932

Derek Parker, Date of birth



Moonlite BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof, 

Libra
Dennis Hof (born October 14, 1946)


and Chyna.
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Chyna[5] (born Joan Marie Laurer; December 27, 1970)

The roast was produced by Joel Gallen.






Bob Saget
Taurus
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget (born May 17, 1956)

John Stamos
Leo / Virgo
John Phillip Stamos (/ˈsteɪmoʊs/ stay-mohs; born August 19, 1963)


August 16, 2008 2.2


Roasters: 


Susie Essman, 
Gemini

Susan "Susie" Essman (born May 31, 1955) 

Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010)

Brian Posehn, 
Cancer
Brian Edmund Posehn[1] (born July 6, 1966)


Jim Norton, 
Cancer / Leo
James Joseph "Jim" Norton, Jr. (born July 19, 1968)


Jeff Garlin as fictional Full House executive producer Saul Schwartz (though he broke character at the end), 
Gemini 
Jeffrey "Jeff" Todd Garlin (born June 5, 1962)


Gilbert Gottfried, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955)


Jon Lovitz, 
Cancer / Leo
Jonathan Michael "Jon" Lovitz (born July 21, 1957) 


Norm Macdonald, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald[5] (born October 17, 1963) 

Cloris Leachman, 
Taurus
Cloris Leachman (born April 30, 1926) 

and Jeff Ross.[14] 
Virgo 
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965) 

Pre-taped appearances were delivered:

Sarah Silverman, 
Sagittarius
Sarah Kate Silverman[2] (born December 1, 1970)

Lewis Black, 
Virgo
Lewis Niles Black[1] (born August 30, 1948)


and Don Rickles.
Taurus 
Donald Jay "Don" Rickles (born May 8, 1926)

Notable audience members: 

Full House co-stars 

Lori Loughlin, 
 Leo
Lori Anne Loughlin (born July 28, 1964)

Jodie Sweetin, 
Capricorn / Aquarius
Jodie Lee Ann Sweetin (born January 19, 1982)

and Dave Coulier 
Virgo / Libra
David Alan "Dave" Coulier (born September 21, 1959)

along with Growing Pains star 

Alan Thicke, 
Pisces 
Alan Willis Thicke (born Alan Willis Jeffery; March 1, 1947)

Rex Lee of Entourage 
Capricorn 
Rex Lee (born January 7, 1969) 

and Quantum Leap & Star Trek: Enterprise star Scott Bakula 
Libra / Scorpio 
Scott Stewart Bakula (/ˈbækjʊlə/; born October 9, 1954)

and Alonzo Bodden.
Gemini 
Alonzo Bodden (/əˈlɒnzoʊ ˈboʊdən/; born June 13, 1962)

Norm Macdonald's 
Libra / Scorpio 
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald[5] (born October 17, 1963) 

set was notable in that it avoided racy content and featured intentionally cheesy and antiquated jokes.

He later revealed that the material was taken from a book given to him by his father that contains jokes meant to be told at retirement parties circa 1950, and that when the roast's showrunner asked him to be "shocking," he decided to go in the opposite direction of the usual roast humor.[16] 

Artie Lange
Libra 
Arthur Steven Lange, Jr. (born October 11, 1967), known as Artie Lange

was scheduled but did not show at the roast because he had entered a rehabilitation center.

It was later revealed that Saget was highly offended by the jokes aimed at 

Candace Cameron 
Aries 
Candace Helene Cameron Bure (born April 6, 1976)

and the Olsen Twins.
Gemini Twins
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Fuller Olsen (born June 13, 1986)


The DVD was released on December 30, 2008.


Larry the Cable Guy
Aquarius / Pisces
Daniel Lawrence "Larry" Whitney (born February 17, 1963)

Lisa Lampanelli
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)

March 16, 2009 4.1
Roasters: 

Nick DiPaolo, 
 Aquarius
Nicholas Rocco "Nick" DiPaolo (born January 31, 1962) 

Jeff Foxworthy, 
Virgo / Libra
Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958)

Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius 
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010)

Toby Keith, 
Cancer 
Toby Keith Covel (born July 8, 1961)

Jeffrey Ross,
Virgo / Libra
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Reno Collier,

Maureen McCormick, 
Leo
Maureen Denise McCormick (born August 5, 1956) 

Warren Sapp,
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Warren Carlos Sapp (born December 19, 1972) 

and Gary Busey. 
 Cancer
Gary Busey (born June 29, 1944)


Pre-taped appearance:
Bill Engvall made 
Cancer / Leo
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957

Originally taped on March 1, 2009. 

This marks the first time that a previous roastmaster has become a roastee, and the first time that a roast was broadcast in16:9 high-definition.

Joan Rivers
Gemini 
Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014)

Kathy Griffin
Scorpio 
Kathleen Mary "Kathy" Griffin (born November 4, 1960)


August 9, 2009 2.8

Roasters: 

Carl Reiner, 
 Pisces / Aries
Carl Reiner (born March 20, 1922)

Gilbert Gottfried, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955) 

Mario Cantone, 
Sagittarius
Mario Cantone (born December 9, 1959)

Whitney Cummings, 
Virgo 
Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982)

Tom Arnold, 
Pisces 
Thomas Duane "Tom" Arnold (born March 6, 1959)

Brad Garrett, 
Aries
Brad Garrett (born Brad H. Gerstenfeld;April 14, 1960)

Robin Quivers, 
Leo 
Robin Ophelia Quivers (born August 8, 1952)

Greg Giraldo,
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010)

Don Rickles 
Taurus
Donald Jay "Don" Rickles (born May 8, 1926)[

and Jeff Ross.
Virgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965) i

Pre-taped appearance:

Donald Trump 
Gemini 
Donald John Trump Sr. (born June 14, 1946)

Melissa Rivers came from the audience to roast her mother.
Capricorn / Aquarius
Melissa Warburg Rosenberg (born January 20, 1968)

Notable audience members: 


Melissa Rivers, 
Capricorn / Aquarius
Melissa Warburg Rosenberg (born January 20, 1968)

Michael C. Hall, 
Aquarius 
Michael Carlyle Hall (born February 1, 1971) 

Jennifer Carpenter, 
Sagittarius 
Jennifer Leann Carpenter (born December 7, 1979)

Alan Thicke, 
Pisces
Alan Willis Thicke (born Alan Willis Jeffery; March 1, 1947) 

T.J. Miller, 
Gemini
Todd Joseph "T. J." Miller (born June 4, 1981)

Chris Pratt 
Gemini / Cancer
Christopher Michael "Chris" Pratt (born June 21, 1979) 

and Anna Faris.
 Sagittarius
Anna Kay Faris (/ˈɑːnə ˈfærɨs/;born November 29, 1976)

Originally taped on July 26, 2009.

 It was released on the Comedy Central Emmy Consideration DVD sent only to members of the Consideration program.
David Hasselhoff
Cancer / Leo
David Michael Hasselhoff (born July 17, 1952)
Seth MacFarlane
Libra / Scorpio 
Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (/ˈsɛθ ˈwʊdbɛri məkˈfɑrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973)


August 15, 2010 3.5

Roasters: 

Jeff Ross, 
Virgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Pamela Anderson, 
Cancer
Pamela Denise Anderson (born July 1, 1967)

Lisa Lampanelli, 
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)

Hulk Hogan, 
Leo
Terry Gene Bollea (born August 11, 1953)

Jerry Springer,
Aquarius
Gerald Norman "Jerry" Springer (born February 13, 1944)

Whitney Cummings, 
Virgo
Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982)

Greg Giraldo, 
Sagittarius 
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010) 

George Hamilton,
Leo
George Stevens Hamilton (born August 12, 1939) 

and Gilbert Gottfried, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955)

Sharon Osbourne 
Libra 
Sharon Rachel Osbourne (née Arden; born 9 October 1952)


Pre-taped appearance:

and Piers Morgan 
Aries
Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (born Piers Stefan O'Meara, 30 March 1965)

William Daniels reprised his role as the voice of KITT.
Aries
William David Daniels (born March 31, 1927)


Notable audience members: 


John Slattery, 
Leo
John M. Slattery, Jr. (born August 13, 1962)

Craig Robinson, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Craig Phillip Robinson (born October 25, 1971)


Christina Milian,
Virgo / Libra
Christine Flores[1] (born September 26, 1981)

Hasselhoff's two daughters, 

Hayley Hasselhoff
Leo / Virgo
(Born: August 26, 1992)

and Taylor Hasselhoff, 
Taurus
(Born: May 5, 1990 )


Hulk Hogan's son, 

Nick Hogan, 
Cancer / Leo
Nicholas Allan Bollea (born July 27, 1990)

and fellow Baywatch alumni Alexandra Paul,
 Leo
Alexandra Elizabeth Paul (born July 29, 1963) 

Nicole Eggert, 
Capricorn
Nicole Elizabeth Eggert (born January 13, 1972)

Gena Lee Nolin, 
 Sagittarius
Gena Lee Nolin (born November 29, 1971) 

Traci Bingham, 
Capricorn
Traci Bingham (born January 13, 1968)

Angelica Bridges 
Scorpio / Sagittarius
Angelica Bridges (born November 20, 1973, in Harrisonville, Missouri)

and Jeremy Jackson.
Libra  
Jeremy Dunn Jackson (born October 16, 1980)

To close the show, Hasselhoff sang "This Is The Moment" from the musical Jekyll & Hyde, which he formerly starred in.

The DVD was released in January 2011.

This is also the final roast in which Greg Giraldo participated. Giraldo died on September 29, 2010.


Donald Trump
Gemini 
Donald John Trump Sr. (born June 14, 1946)

Seth MacFarlane
Libra / Scorpio 
Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (/ˈsɛθ ˈwʊdbɛri məkˈfɑrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973)


March 15, 2011 3.5
Roasters: 


Whitney Cummings, 
Virgo 
Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982)

Lisa Lampanelli, 
Cancer / Leo
Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)

Jeffrey Ross, 
Virgo 
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Marlee Matlin (interpreted by friend and business partner Jack Jason), 
Leo / Virgo
Marlee Beth Matlin (born August 24, 1965)

Gilbert Gottfried, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955) 

Anthony Jeselnik,
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Anthony Jeselnik (/ˈdʒɛsəlnɪk/ jes-əl-nik; born December 22, 1978)

Larry King, 
Scorpio / Sagittarius
Larry King (born Lawrence Harvey Zeiger; November 19, 1933[1][2])

Snoop Dogg,
Libra / Scorpio 
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. (born October 20, 1971)

 and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Cancer
Michael Paul "The Situation" Sorrentino (born July 4, 1982)

Notable audience members: 


Melania Trump, 
Aries / Taurus
Melania Knauss-Trump (born Melanija Knavs, germanized to Melania Knauss; April 26, 1970[1])

Ivanka Trump, 
Scorpio 
Ivanka Marie Trump (born October 30, 1981)

Ice-T, 
Aquarius 
Tracy Lauren Marrow (born February 16, 1958)

Russell Simmons, 
Libra 
Russell Wendell Simmons (born October 4, 1957)

John Legend, 
Capricorn
John Roger Stephens (born December 28, 1978)

Lindsay Lohan, 
Cancer
Lindsay Morgan Lohan (/ˈloʊ.ən/;born Lindsay Dee Lohan; July 2, 1986)

Joel Madden 
Pisces 
Joel Rueben Madden (born Joel Rueben Combs; March 11, 1979)

and David Foster
Scorpio

David Walter Foster, OC, OBC (born November 1, 1949)



Originally taped on March 9, 2011.

The roast consisted of jokes toward Trump's hairstyle, his show The Apprentice, and his family. 


Jokes were also made about Jeselnik's fame (or lack thereof), Matlin's deafness, King's age, and Jersey Shore. Several roasters paid respect to 

Greg Giraldo,
Sagittarius
Gregory C. "Greg" Giraldo (December 10, 1965 – September 29, 2010) 


 a Comedy Central Roastregular, who died on September 29, 2010. 


Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was highly criticized for his performance; as a result, Comedy Central pulled several of his jokes from the television airing of the roast.[27] 


This roast was dedicated in memory of Greg Giraldo. 


This was also the first time someone served as roastmaster more than once, as Seth MacFarlane also roasted David Hasselhoff.


Charlie Sheen
Virgo 
Carlos Irwin Estévez (born September 3, 1965)

Seth MacFarlane
Libra / Scorpio 
Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (/ˈsɛθ ˈwʊdbɛri məkˈfɑrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973)


September 19, 2011 6.4

Roasters: 

Mike Tyson, 
 Cancer
Michael Gerard "Mike" Tyson (/ˈtaɪsən/; born June 30, 1966)

Jeff Ross, 
Virgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Anthony Jeselnik, 
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Anthony Jeselnik (/ˈdʒɛsəlnɪk/ jes-əl-nik; born December 22, 1978)

Steve-O,
Gemini
Steve-O (born Stephen Gilchrist Glover; June 13, 1974)

William Shatner, 
Pisces / Aries
William (Bill) Shatner (born March 22, 1931)

Kate Walsh, 
Libra 
Kathleen Erin "Kate" Walsh (born October 13, 1967)

Jon Lovitz, 
Cancer / Leo
Jonathan Michael "Jon" Lovitz (born July 21, 1957)

Patrice O'Neal 
Sagittarius 
Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal Jr. (December 7, 1969 – November 29, 2011),

and Amy Schumer.
Gemini 
Amy Beth Schumer (born June 1, 1981)

Notable audience members:


Brooke Mueller, 
Leo / Virgo
Brooke Jaye Mueller (born August 19, 1977) is an American actress.

Aaron Paul,
 Virgo
Aaron Paul Sturtevant (born August 27, 1979)

Maria Menounos, 
Gemini 
Maria Menounos (born June 8, 1978)

Corbin Bernsen, 
Virgo 
Corbin Dean Bernsen (born September 7, 1954)

Duane Chapman, 
Aquarius 
Duane Lee "Dog" Chapman I. (born February 2, 1953) 

Michael Boatman, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Michael Patrick Boatman (born October 25, 1964)

Kristin Cavallari, 
Capricorn 
Kristin Elizabeth Cutler(née Cavallari; born January 5, 1987)[

Patrick Warburton 
Scorpio 
Patrick John Warburton (born November 14, 1964) 

and Richard Kind.
Scorpio / Sagittarius
Richard John Kind (born November 22, 1956)


The roast was taped in Los Angeles on September 10, 2011, and was broadcast on September 19, 2011, exactly one hour after the premiere of Ashton Kutcher's first episode on Two and a Half Men where he replaced Sheen.

Slash made an appearance playing his guitar during Sheen's entrance.[31] 
Cancer / Leo
Saul Hudson (born July 23, 1965)

Harvey Levin from TMZ.com was scheduled to appear but ended up not doing so. 


Harvey Robert Levin (born September 2, 1950)

During an interview on The View, Sheen's ex-wife, Denise Richards
Aquarius / Pisces
Denise Lee Richards (born February 17, 1971)

 stated that she hadn't been invited to appear and, while she thought roasting her ex-husband could be humorous and that he would be able to take it, she feared it would have a negative impact on their daughters.

Sheen's famous family members, Emilio Estevez 
Taurus
Emilio Estevez (/ɛˈmiːljoʊ ˈɛstɨvɛz/; born May 12, 1962)

and Martin Sheen, 
Leo 
Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez (born August 3, 1940)

were unable to attend as they were promoting their film The Way,[33][dead link] although Sheen appeared in a commercial for the roast, spoofing his film Apocalypse Now.

A montage of Sheen's film and television work were featured, though due to legal reasons, clips of his tenure on Two and a Half Men were never used.

 In reference to how his Two and a Half Men character Charlie Harper was killed off the series (hit by a train), Sheen arrived on stage riding on a replica locomotive.

In the UK and Turkey, on the network which Two and a Half Men airs, The roast aired directly after Kutcher's first Two and a Half Men episode. 

This was O'Neal's final television appearance before his death on November 29, 2011.

With 6.4 million viewers in its original debut, this roast was the highest rated Comedy Central Roast to date.

Roseanne Barr
Scorpio
Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born November 3, 1952) 

Jane Lynch
Cancer
Jane Marie Lynch (born July 14, 1960)


August 12, 2012 2.6

Roasters: 

Jeff Ross, 
Virgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Katey Sagal, 
Capricorn / Aquarius
Catherine Louise "Katey" Sagal (born January 19, 1954) 

Carrie Fisher, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Carrie Frances Fisher (born October 21, 1956)

Ellen Barkin,
Aries 
Ellen Rona Barkin (born April 16, 1954)

Anthony Jeselnik, 
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Anthony Jeselnik (/ˈdʒɛsəlnɪk/ jes-əl-nik; born December 22, 1978)

Seth Green, 
Aquarius 
Seth Benjamin Green (born February 8, 1974)


Amy Schumer, 
Gemini 
Amy Beth Schumer (born June 1, 1981)

Wayne Brady 
Gemini 
Wayne Alphonso Brady(born June 2, 1972)


and Gilbert Gottfried, 
Pisces
Gilbert Gottfried (born February 28, 1955)

and also featured a surprise appearance by 

Roseanne's ex-husband Tom Arnold.
Pisces 
Thomas Duane "Tom" Arnold (born March 6, 1959)


Notable audience members: 

Sarah Chalke, 
Virgo
Sarah Chalke (/ˈtʃɔːk/; born August 27, 1976) 

Blake Anderson, 
Pisces 
Blake Raymond Anderson (born March 2, 1984) 


Alicia Goranson, 
Gemini / Cancer
Alicia Linda Goranson (born June 22, 1974)

Michael Fishman, 
Libra / Scorpio 
Michael Aaron Fishman (born October 22, 1981)

Chris Colfer 
Taurus / Gemini
Christopher Paul "Chris" Colfer[2][3] (born May 27, 1990)

and Fred Willard.
VIrgo
Frederic Willard (born September 18, 1939)
Leo
The roast was taped in Los Angeles on August 4, 2012. 

Sharon Stone 
Pisces
Sharon Yvonne Stone (born March 10, 1958)

had been announced as one of the roasters, but dropped out for unknown reasons prior to the event. 

The final surprise of the night was Roseanne's choice to close out the show by legitimately singing the last two lines of the Star Spangled Banner, in an effort to finally redeem herself for her infamous and controversial rendition of the American anthem at a nationally broadcast baseball game in 1990.

James Franco
Aries / Taurus
James Edward Franco (born April 19, 1978)

Seth Rogen
Aries 
Seth Rogen (/ˈroʊɡən/; born April 15, 1982)


September 2, 2013 3.1

Roasters: 


Aziz Ansari,
Aquarius / Pisces
Aziz Ishmael Ansari (born February 23, 1983)

 Bill Hader,
Gemini 
William "Bill" Hader (born June 7, 1978)


 Jonah Hill,
Sagittarius / Capricorn
Jonah Hill Feldstein (born December 20, 1983)


 Nick Kroll,
Gemini 
Nicholas J. "Nick" Kroll (born June 5, 1978) 


Natasha Leggero, 
Pisces / Aries
Natasha Leggero (born March 26, 1974)


Jeff Ross, 
VIrgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Andy Samberg, 
Leo / Virgo
David A. J. "Andy" Samberg (born August 18, 1978)

and Sarah Silverman.
Sagittarius
Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970)



Justin Bieber
Pisces 
Justin Drew Bieber (/ˈbiːbər/; born March 1, 1994)

Kevin Hart
Cancer 

Kevin Darnell Hart (born July 6, 1979)


March 30, 2015 4.4
Roasters: 

Hannibal Buress, 
Aquarius 
Hannibal Buress (born February 4, 1983)


Jeffrey Ross, 
Virgo
Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz; September 13, 1965)

Martha Stewart, 
Leo 
Martha Helen Stewart (née Kostyra; born August 3, 1941)

Snoop Dogg,
Libra / Scorpio 
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.[1][2][3][4] (born October 20, 1971)

Ludacris, 
Virgo
Christopher Brian "Chris" Bridges (born September 11, 1977)


Shaquille O'Neal, 
Pisces
Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal (/ʃəˈkiːl/ shə-keel; born March 6, 1972)

Chris D'Elia, 
 Aries
Chris D'Elia (born March 29, 1980)


Natasha Leggero, 
Pisces / Aries
Natasha Leggero (born March 26, 1974)

Pete Davidson 
Scorpio
Pete Davidson (born November 16, 1993)


and Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy.
Cancer 
John William "Will" Ferrell (/ˈfɛrəl/; born July 16, 1967)


Notable audience members: 


Dave Chappelle, 
Leo / Virgo
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelle[4] (/ʃəˈpɛl/, born August 24, 1973)

Tito Ortiz, 
Capricorn / Aquarius
Jacob Christopher "Tito" Ortiz (English: /tɪtɵ ɔərtɪs/;[2] born January 23, 1975)

Jaden Smith, 
Cancer 
Jaden Christopher Syre Smith (born July 8, 1998)

John Legend, 
 Capricorn
John Roger Stephens (born December 28, 1978)

Chrissy Teigen, 
 Sagittarius
Christine Diane "Chrissy" Teigen (born November 30, 1985)

Kendall Jenner, 
Scorpio 
Kendall Nicole Jenner (born November 3, 1995)

Blake Anderson, 
Pisces 
Blake Raymond Anderson (born March 2, 1984)

Kourtney Kardashian,
Aries / Taurus
Kourtney Mary Kardashian (born April 18, 1979)

Kate Walsh, 
Libra 
Kathleen Erin "Kate" Walsh (born October 13, 1967)

Chris Paul, 
Taurus 
Christopher Emmanuel "Chris" Paul (born May 6, 1985)

Trevor Noah,
Aquarius / Pisces
Trevor Noah (born 20 February 1984) 

Sarah Tiana 
Aquarius / Pisces
Sarah Tiana Haynes on February 17, 1978

and Carly Rae Jepsen
Scorpio / Sagittarius
Carly Rae Jepsen (born November 21, 1985) 

In an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen DeGeneres
Capricorn / Aquarius
Ellen Lee DeGeneres (/dɨˈdʒɛnərəs/; born January 26, 1958)

 revealed that she was approached by Bieber's manager to participate in the roast, but refused because she did not want to be mean to Bieber. 

Jokes referencing Paul Walker 
Virgo
Paul William Walker IV (September 12, 1973 – November 30, 2013) 

were cut out of the television broadcast.

Being age 21 at the time of the taping, 

Bieber is the youngest roastee to be roasted by Comedy Central to date.
Recurring Roasters

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